Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago unleashes new jokes at Baliwag Polytechnic College


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Senator Miriam Santiago has a new batch of jokes and put-downs that she unleashed during the graduation rites at the Baliwag Polytechnic College Thursday, May 8.
Santiago began by saying:
Dapat niyong tandaan na ang crush ay parang Math problem. Kung hindi mo makuha, titigan mo na lang.

She added:
Minsan may nanligaw sa akin. Nagyabang siya at sinabing, 'nasa dugo talaga namin ang pagiging gwapo.' Ang sabi ko naman, 'bakit sa dugo lang? Bakit hindi napunta sa mukha mo?'

"Cup noodles ka ba? Bakit? Kasi gusto kitang buhusan ng kumukulong tubig," said Santiago, which drew the laughter of the crowd of some 2,000 people who attended the ceremony.
Santiago also said:
Gaano katalino ang mga taga-Baliwag Polytechnic College? Common sense pa lang ninyo, IQ na ng mga kasama kong senador.

The senator had a prepared speech but opted to go extemporaneous in delivering her message.
Santiago reminded the graduates not to tread on the path taken by some corrupt senators who have extra-marital affairs and steal government money.

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For her last joke, Santiago said:

Use the word ANYONE in a sentence. 
Nasaan na kayo? Bakit niyo 'ko ANYONE?

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