Sen. Miriam Santiago delivers punchlines at the DLSU Business Law Conference

 


Even a “classy” school like De La Salle University in Manila could not escape Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago’s signature pick-up lines on Friday, March 14.
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Santiago has some advice to those who love to take "selfies" but are aesthetically challenged.
"Kung pangit ka at mahilig kang mag-selfie, sabihin mo na lang na lahat ng pictures mo ay wacky," she told a gathering of students attending the 1st Business Law Conference at De La Salle University.
“Kapag magse-selfie, siguraduhin mong hindi maputi ang mukha tapos maitim naman ang leeg mo. Dapat din hindi sobrang puti ang katawan tapos maitim naman ang kilikili. Tandan mo tao ka, hindi ka Zebra"
The senator also joked how sophisticated people would rob in the streets.

"Paano mang-hold up ang mga sosyal? Sinasabi, 'Hold up here. Make bigay all your thingies. Don't make galaw or I'll make tusok-tusok you."
She also delivered a joke about business terms to connect with the theme of the conference.
"Kapag may nakita kang gwapo o maganda sa isang party, kapag nilapitan mo siya at sinabing mong 'Mayaman ako, pakasalan mo ako,' ang tawag doon ay direct marketing.

"Kapag pinadala mo ang kaibigan mo para sabihin sa kanya na mayaman ka at gusto mo siyang pakasalan, ang tawag doon ay advertising.

"Kapag nakuha mo ang number niya at tinawagan mo sa telepono kinabukasan para sabihing mayaman ka at gusto mo siyang pakasalan, ang tawag diyan ay telemarketing.

"Kapag nilapitan ka ng gwapong lalaki, magandang babaeng iyon, at sinabi sa iyo na, 'Mayaman ka, gusto mo ba akong pakasalan?' Ang tawag doon ay brand recognition.

"And finally kung sinabi ng isang lalaki sa isang babae na, "Mayaman ako, pakasalan mo ako,' at sinampal siya ng babae, ang tawag doon ay customer feedback."



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