Sen. Miriam Santiago's pick-up lines on RH Bill

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago on Friday hyped up interest for the Reproductive Health (RH) by dropping "pick-up lines".

The senator's use of pick-up lines in order to bring humor to her speech is becoming famous. She first used in the RH Bill Forum in UP Diliman last September and it became the talk of the town days after the forum was over.

Talking before students of the Pamantasan ng Muntinlupa to gather support for the bill, Santiago was met with loud cheers when she began with “soundbites" like:
  • “Sana magkasama tayo sa pila para kapag may sumigaw ng 'Next!' at hindi mo marinig, tatanungin mo na agad ako kung 'Tayo na ba?'"
  • “Ako na'ng magbabayad ng tuition fee mo basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako."
  • “Pangalan mo pa lang, kinikilig na ako. Paano pa kaya kung magka-apelyido na tayo?"
  • “Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup — matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw."
  • “Straw ka ba? Kasi sipsip ka na, plastic ka pa."
  • Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Boto kasi sayo magulang ko.
  • Ano'ng height mo? Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
  • Masasabi mo bang bobo ako kung ikaw lang naman ang lamang ng utak ko?
  • “Sino sa inyo ang interesado sa sex? Kung hindi ka interesado, magpagamot ka, dahi abnormal 'yan eh.”
  • Hahanapin ko ang mga magulang nila at tuturuan ko na mag-emergency contraception para hindi na makapanganak uli ng mga taong kamukha nila
But just after the spiel — which captured the attention of her youth-dominated audience — Santiago questioned the concern and lack of understanding of those who are against the bill.

Watch Sen. Santiago's pick-up lines on RH Bill by clicking this. Watch also Mga Kwento ni Marc Logan.

Watch a complete pick-up lines of Sen Santiago during the RH Bill Forum in UP Diliman.

Below is the full transcription of this video.

[…] because I got a message from my friends from Twitter and Facebook. The message is:
  • “Para fair ang labanan sa susunod magpadala tayo ng interpreter sa Ms. Universe. Ipadala natin si Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago. Pwede na rin si Kuya Kim Atienza para may kaunting trivia.”
When I was a student here I was a very, very committed student, I was very, very busy not only trying to stay in the honor roll, but also in many various extra-curricular activities. For example, I was editor of the Philippine Collegian, and at the same time I was [co-sponsor] of the UP ROTC not once but twice. This only shows that lightning can strike twice. I never had time to get picked up by any of the males, because at that time I was fully convinced that all males had the brains of an amoeba.

[…] someone very close to me and actually, you’ll be surprised, someone very shy. So I told her, you must meet the students of Metro Manila, and you’ll see how impressive they are. I want her to stand up so you can see her, Ms. Heart Evangelista. She’s a twice-awarded best actress in Philippine films, but she has no self-confidence, I discovered. If you want to teach her self-confidence, can you please first get in touch with me, so I can verify if your intentions are honorable. Actually she’s available at Facebook.

She told me yesterday when she got lost in Hong Kong and a man was following her from floor to floor in a department store. She got very frightened and had an almost traumatic experience, and burst into tears. That is the kind of feminine personality Heart has. So I told her, “No, why should you get frightened? You should have turned around and confronted your fears. You should’ve stood up very straight in front of that Chinaman, and you should have said, ‘See anything you like? Anything? It’s 50 dollars. For 50 dollars more your wife can watch.’” If you keep coming with me, Heart, you will get educated.

I was a very, very committed student. I always woke up at five o’clock and then went to church. And then I devoted myself to studying the entire day and the entire night, which was the opposite of what my dormmates used to do. They devoted themselves to, let us call it, extra-sexual activities. And when exam week came, they all went to St. Jude, the patron saint of the impossible.

I never got picked up by anybody, either here in the Philippines or abroad. But now I know there are certain pick-up lines which will prove irresistible.

Why don’t you try the following?

  • Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.
  • Sana FB status ka na lang, para pwede kitang i-like.
  • Ibenta mo na bahay mo, total nandidito ka na, nakatira sa puso ko.
  • Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo na lang mag-on.
  • Noodles ka ba, kasi Lucky Me?
  • […] parang see-saw, pag wala ka, down ako.
  • Para kang hold-upper, lahat ibibigay ko sayo, wag mo lang akong saktan.
  • Galing mo din, ano? Di mo pa ko binabato tinamaan mo na ako.
  • Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan, kasi a girl like you is hard to find.
  • Sana exam mo na lang ako, para sagutin mo rin ako.
  • Bastos ka rin, ano? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko.
  • Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko sayo ko natagpuan.
  • Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo, eh. Pwede bang tawagin na lang kitang… akin?
  • Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis, kasi pag ngumiti ka, may spark
This is what Dr. […] Cabral said to Dr. Esperanza Cabral, when they were both students in the UP College of Medicine.
  • Sana ikaw ang cardiologist ko, para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.
  • Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.
  • Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me Hope… and More.
  • Para kang cactus, kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.
  • Pag wala ka ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi natasahan: pointless.

Let’s go to Q&A.

Q: Pano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya na hindi siya mababastos?
A: Excuse me, Miss, Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?

GUY 1: May sagot ka ba sa exam?
GUY 2: Puro blanko.
GUY 1: Patay.
GUY 2: Bakit?
GUY 1: Baka isipin nila nagkopyahan tayo.

I never thought I was going to enter politics coz I was studying hard here in UP to prepare for my future. I always thought that I would someday be a rocket scientist, astrophysicist, or even a lion-tamer. I never wanted to enter politics. I was simply forced by the circumstances. I’m afraid I was seduced by the young people of this country.
Once I entered politics, it became natural, being a civil, God-fearing, law-abiding citizen, for me to lose my temper, because politicians are… [waves hand down].

So… kelangan minsan sa politika, para lang mabuhay sa pulitika, to survive, if not to prevail, kelangan mataray ka. Iba naman klaseng taray ito. Eto nga yun sinasabi ko.
  • Di ko sinasabing maganda ako. Sinasabi ko lang, pangit ka.
  • Pag nakikita kita, parang gusto kong magsorry sa mga mata ko.
  • Wife: Ibili mo ako ng bagong bra.Husband: Wag ka ng mag-bra, maliit naman boobs mo.
    Wife: Eh bakit ikaw, nagbebrief ka pa?
Heart Evangelista is so beautiful people often tell her how beautiful she is. And she always says she feels extremely mortified when she hears it. So I told her, “Don’t do that! Why should you be so shy and why should you be embarrassed?” And I told her, “When someone told me, ‘Ang ganda mo’ I answered ‘Sana ikaw rin.’”

In a swimming pool:
Classmate 1: I’m sure lulutang ka.
Classmate 2: Bakit? Dahil payat ako?
Classmate 1: Hindi, dahil plastic ka.

When the cashier at the grocery said, “Miss, pwedeng candy na lang ang sukli ko sa iyo?” I answered “Bakit, tsokolate ba ang ibinayad ko?”

The husband said, “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” The wife replied, “What makes you think I’d want another man like you?”

This is what I learned in my eight years in UP. I never learned this when I went to Harvard, Cambridge or Oxford, they were just dull. I will now go to my assigned topic. [Licks lips]

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Mark Zuckerberg-CEO of Facebook released online statement

''The porn attacks originated in the Philippines and are being published by Filipinos all over Facebook, our experts here at Facebook are doing everything they can to stop it from spreading any further (outside the Philippines) and to eliminate the porn and spam threat completely which have been causing other Facebook users ‘a hard time’. Filipinos should also be vigilant and report any spam links and pornographic materials. 41% of Facebook members around the world are aged 12-17 years old, we cannot them be exposed to this kinds of things through Facebook. If this continues and more spams keep being posted, we will have no choice but to ban Philippine users from using Facebook. We at Facebook will not tolerate outlandish behavior and indecency.''

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Mark Zuckerberg – CEO of Facebook released an online statement regarding the spreading porn pics and spams. Released November 16, 2011 9PM Pacific Time Zone.

The porn attacks originated in the Philippines and are being published by Filipinos all over Facebook, our experts here at Facebook are doing everything they can to stop it from spreading any further (outside the Philippines) and to eliminate the porn and spam threat completely which have been causing other Facebook users ‘a hard time’. Filipinos should also be vigilant and report any spam links and pornographic materials. 41% of Facebook members around the world are aged 12-17 years old, we cannot be exposed to this kinds of things through Facebook. If this continues and more spams keep being posted, we will have no choice but to ban Philippine users from using Facebook. We at Facebook will not tolerate outlandish behavior and indecency.

Please be reminded that this has to stop, Filipinos!

I have noticed that most people in Facebook are posting pornography photos, sharing them which is bullcrap. If Apnea is a sincerely law-abiding citizen (despite being an alt-porn model), why can’t Filipinos do the same? C’mon, we’re always the target when it comes to sex. Foreigners go to the Philippines not only to tour around, but also because of sex.

This didn’t happen before. Unfortunately, since these porn thing went viral and shit, I think there’s something that we really have to do. Don’t just sit there and drool over these porn photos, you think it’s funny? Sharing pornographic material is really a sign of disrespect towards other people. Everything that is related to violence and porn, they’re just sick.

Pornography is not for general viewing

Basically, pornography is one of the social issues in the Philippines. If FHM is pornographic, Playboy’s worse. MAXIM isn’t bad, but it’s still for the matured people. Hentai, however, is alright since Japanese culture thinks that hentai is for entertainment. Why, do you think being a gravure idol is indecent? Malicious? Porn? If Japanese pop culture thinks that this is normal, what about the others? Of course, it’s malice. Malice, like everyone’s showing their kids pornography, which is again, indecent.

I really don’t know what to say, but let’s just hope that there are a handful who will report these photos…

Here’s another… warning

Pornbook. The CEO of Facebook warn us about this pornographic issues. By us means, We the Philippines, their data has been check and all the pornographic issues are being publish by us.. Filipinos.. If we continue this stupid behavior, Facebook will ban Philippines.

Facebook currently has 4 VIRUSES:

1. If you get a notice of a PHOTO TAG. Do not open it.

2. If you get a notification that a friend reported you for offensive behavior etc. Do not open it.

3. Is a Video saying 99% of People can not watch this for more the 15 Sec. Do not open it is also a virus.

4. All Messages from your friends via chat saying click this link. Do not open! These are BAD ones and will crash your computer.

Share and warn friend.

WARNING.PLEASE LISTEN UP! HACKERS ARE BUSY ON FACEBOOK AGAIN! They post some insulting messages on the wall of your friends with your regards, without you knowing about it. If you receive one of those messages in my name, it wasn’t me posting them. Put this on your wall and warn your friends. Also, DONT open the video about a guy with a BIG ZIT. It is a virus. Share the news
 


   
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PBB Unlimited Exclusive: 4 PBB House; GMA Artists are KUYAs reserved housemates; PBB shown on Party Pilipinas Studio

'PBB Unlimited' Mayroong APAT na Bahay ni Kuya!

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Ito ang kumakatawan sa 15 Million na Pinoy na naghihirap sa ating bansa. Kumakatawan din ito sa mga Pinoy na walang matirahan at illegal settlers kaya nagtitiis sa barung-barong para lang may matirahan.

MIDDLE CLASS HOUSE
Ito ay kumakatawan sa mga Pinoy na karinawang manggagawa na hinde mayaman at hinde rin mahirap.

LUXURY HOUSE/ELITE CLASS HOUSE
Ito ay kumakatawan sa mga Pinoy na nasa pinakamataas na puwesto sa estado ng pamumuhay. Sumisimbolo ito ng pagtatagumpay ng mga Pinoy na bunga ng pagtitiyaga at paghihirap.

OFW HOUSE
Ito ay kumakatawan sa mga OFW o ang mga Pinoy na nagsasakrapisyong magtrabaho sa ibang bansa para mabigyan ng magandang buhay ang kanilang pamilya. Ayon pa sa aking tsika, ang OFW House ni Big Brother ay di umano'y matatagpuan sa ibang bansa.

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 Sa ngayon ay wala pang nakakaalam kung pasok sya bilang Official Housemate dahil ayon saking nasagap eh hinde pa dumadating ang representative ng Endemol na may "say" kung sinu-sino ang titira sa mga Bahay ni Kuya.

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'PBB Unlimited' Pinapalabas sa Studio ng 'Party Pilipinas'

Kumakalat ngayon sa internet ang litrato na ito na kuha sa loob ng studio ng Kapuso show na 'Party Pilipinas'. Naging controversial ito dahil kung mapapansin sa monitor nila ay palabas ang mga eksena sa 'Pinoy Big Brother Unlimited'. Napansin ninyo ba?

 Ayon sa tsika, ito daw ay naganap noong Sabado ng gabi habang nagpapa-practice ang talents ng 'Party Pilipinas'

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ABS-CBN Launches ‘Da Best’ Christmas Station ID this Thursday

Filipinos definitely have the best Christmas celebration in the world and Kapamilya personalities spead the yuletide cheers Pinoy style via the network’s Christmas Station ID to be launched this Thursday (Nov 10) after “TV Patrol.”

From Cebu’s lechon, bibingka’t puto bumbong, misa de gallo and the parol, the ABS-CBN Christmas SID carries the best Pinoy Christmas traditions and goes beyond celebrations in Luzon, the Visayas, and Mindanao as it travels and gets a glimpse of how Filipinos celebrate Christmas in the United States, London in Europe, in the Middle East or even in neighboring Tokyo Japan.

Piolo Pascual comforts a kababayan at the Shibuya Crossing in Tokyo, Japan. John Lloyd Cruz, Coco Martin, Kathryn Bernardo and Julia Montes surprise a Pinoy family in Los Angeles, California. World champion Jed Madela, first “Star Power” Female Pop Superstar Angeline Quinto, and “Pilipinas Got Talent” Season 2 Champion Marcelito Pomoy serenade the Filipino community in L.A.

The theme song “Da Best Ang Pasko ng Pilipino” was written by Creative Communications Management head Robert Labayen, while the music composed and produced by Jimmy Antiporda for Star Records. It was performed by 11-year old Filipino-Canadian You Tube sensation Maria Aragon, together with the University of the Philippines Concert Chorus, and joined by more than a hundred Kapamilya stars from ABS-CBN Entertainment, News and Current Affairs, Regional Network Group TV personalities, ANC and DZMM anchors; and Tambayan 101.9 DJs as well as Kapamilyas from The Filipino Community worldwide.

This highly anticipated SID launch, which will also premiere simultaneously with ABS-CBN on Studio 23, Hero TV, Lifestyle Network, Velvet, Cinema One, DZMM TeleRadyo, ANC, Myx, Balls, and even abroad via The Filipino Channel, kicks off ABS-CBN Christmas campaign for 2011, which also includes parol selling, Kapamilya Simbang Gabi, text promo, and interactive online games.

Get to light your homes with the 2011 ABS-CBN Parol sold for P 3,010.00 at the ABS-CBN Store ot The Loop, ELJCC Bldg. Parols may also be ordered online via http://abscbnstore.multiply.com. Proceeds from the sale of these parols will go to ABS-CBN Foundation.

Also, Kapamilyas can hear Mass on television with the Kapamilya Simbang Gabi airing at 3 AM from Dec 16 to Dec 24.

Meanwhile, avid viewers can win cash prizes and celphone load by joining “Da Best ang Pamasko sa Pilipino” promo. Just watch out for the promo vignette to be aired on ABS-CBN from Mondays to Fridays.

This year’s Christmas celebration will be simultaneously launched internally by ABS-CBN executives and employees via the ceremonial unveiling of a 12-feet tall photo mosaic inside the ABS-CBCN compound featuring the best Christmas photos submitted by its hardworking Kapamilyas. For more information just log on to http://dabestpasko.abs-cbn.com. Enjoy yhe site’s interactive applications and tweet why you think Filipinos celebrate the best Christmas using the hashtag #dabestpasko.

The 2011 ABS-CBN Christmas SID was created by ABS-CBN Creative Communications Management headed by Robert Labayen, Johnny de los Santos, Ira Zabat and Patrick De Leon, together with ABS-CBN Marketing, ABS-CBN Global The Filipino Channel of North America and Japan.

The SID was conceptualized by creative team members Edsel Misenas, Lloyd Corpuz, Peewee Gonzales, Paolo Ramos, Oliver Paler. Production team members are Danie Sedilla-Cruz, Kathrina Sanchez, Edsel Misenas, Dang Baldonado, Christina Barbin, Cidge Laxamana, Carla Payongayong, Christian Faustino, Mark Bravo. It is directed by Paolo Ramos. Other members are Peewee Gonzales, Assistant Director; Patricia Daza, Head for Artist Relations; Jimmy Porca, Project Coordinator; Jun Aves, Cinematographer; Oliver Paler, Post-Production Head; John-D Lazatin, Pia Lopezbanos-Carrion, Jeremiah Ysip, Javier Anaya, Enrique Olives, Jay Gagarin, TFC Production Team; Ikit Garcia, Pat Villafuerte, Marife Perez, RNG Coordinators; Rap Dela Rea, Editor; Sam Esquillon, Production Designer; Aileen Gooco, Photographer; Me-Ann Rejano, Talent Caster; Marvin Bragas, Location Manager.

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ABS-CBN Christmas Station ID 2011 sneak peak

Da Best ang Pasko
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